I saw this the other day and I've been thinking about it. It's an A24 wrestling biopic set in early 80s Dallas about a family of brothers who wrestle under their father's strict and domineering guidance. Dad is played by Holt McCallany (Fight Club, Mindhunter), and he's a real piece of work. At times, he seems like a good dad, but he pushes his wrestling ambitions onto his sons too much. He doesn't do the best job fathering his children, as you'll see here in various scenes of him being a cold,... Continue »

Alright, all you Hollywood dickriders. It's that time of year again where we pretend this is still a trash movie site for a month. The one challenge where the weird, the violent, the obscure and the turkeys are all fair game. I hope you all have been keeping an eye out for some good shit. I've certainly come across a few recently that I've been saving especially for this. And please do let us all know if you come across any quality trash recs... Continue »

This turned out to be a pretty solid flick. Gyllenhaal is the suave drifter taking on a bouncer gig at the Florida "Road House", and Conor McGregor plays the cocky belligerent asshole out to terrorize the place on his boss's behalf. Seriously, what a real prick that guy, and probably not too far from how he is in real life, always strutting around smiling and beating up everyone in sight.

Same old story you've seen before, but good performances and good fight scenes. No roundhouse kicks, thou... Continue »

This is not about the movie by the same name starring Elisha Cuthbert and Emile Hirsch. It has the same name, but it sounds more like Martyrs to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_Next_Door_(2007_film)

I just casually started watching this, last night. I didn't really understand what it would be about, it just caught my eye when I was scrolling thru the free movies.

I only watched about fifteen minutes. You have to be in the mood for a movie like this, I guess. Or at least, you... Continue »

This video nasty may be a renowned for its graphic old school gore and ballsy bleak ending, but our hero is a pretty stupid guy. Give him a gun and he'll shoot the zombie in the chest. Again in the chest. In the head. Bingo! Then he moves on to the next zombie and repeats the process. Two in the body, one the head. I'm pretty sure there was a third time or... beyond.

I know why they did it, though. They wanted to showcase the effects, but the guy is stupid. He deserves to go to hell.

I haven't touched alcohol in nearly 3 years. Not because I had a problem or anything. I just stopped liking it for a while. Something that has happened several times over the years, although never quite this long. As long as I have other things to get fucked up on, I feel like I could easily go another 3 years. I'm just not an alcohol kind of a guy. However, I was for a while there.

Back in 2003, I made a conscious decision to become a drinker. I mean a big drinker! My friends and I were coming... Continue »

What the fuck was that? I guess the director got really full of himself after a few people thought Donnie Darko was "hip" and "cerebral", so what does he do? He turns his artsy-fartsy high-concept sci-fi shtick to 11 with this bizarre soap opera. And guess what? I don't get it.

Lots of people in this movie though. How did he convince everybody to join this POS?

Honestly, it's not unwatchable. It's even slightly amusing at times, but it's still too complicated and weird me to consider it... Continue »

...so that every time @Tromafreak reacts to me, I get a boner.

This movie has been mentioned lately, so I figured I'd bite the bullet. It looked dumb as shit, which I'm usually into, but perhaps it looked dumb in the wrong way? Then again, perhaps I was being dumb as shit, because this movie is basically perfect trash.

Clint Howard overracts his way into our hearts as a deranged ice cream vendor who is released from a mental hospital after watching an ice cream man gunned down in a drive-by shooting. Now, this hospital's idea of therapy is to inject an ent... Continue »

I just wanted to mention that I noticed, in Leprechaun 2, that Clint H has a little speaking part near the beginning. He plays a tourist who the character Cody tries to shame into paying to take his "Dark Side" ghost tour of Hollywood. When he (Clint H) seem disinclined to do the tour, Cody tells him something like "Oh, so you're scared, no no no that's cool, no sweat. Why don't you go have an ice cream down the street!" Get it? ICE CREAM! Clint Howard! I checked, and Leprechaun 2 was fil... Continue »

https://www.newsweek.com/surprising-americans-beat-wild-animals-fight-experts-1691793

I would say up to and including the chimp (their strength is overrated) and the kangaroo and wolf.

but not the cobra, croc, gorilla, elephant, lion, bear

Who are these 28% that would lose against a rat, sure I've seen (and eaten) some big ones, but fuck mate.
Who are the idiots that think they can beat an adult elephant.
I assume that would win against any other animal (maybe struggle against a rhino)

And it'll apply only for Vinnie. Yay or nay?

I've been looking into some of these lately. Obviously, most of them are going to be crap. Some amateur shit made by some "fan" who doesn't understand filmmaking, or doesn't understand the franchise in general. BUT... there are a few gems.
Today, they released one called Halloween Stalks II. It's a 25 minute suspense-oriented standalone story. A simple boogeyman story happening to some random family on some random Halloween night.






A... Continue »

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I'm not sure a peach is ideal to represent a woman, so I'm offering a few other options. Suggestions welcome.

Awhile back I got curious about Giuseppe Andrews and looked him up on IMDB. I enjoyed him in the movies I saw him in (particularly Cabin Fever) and was curious if he had anything else coming out. This simple movie search has led me down a rabbit hole.

Long story short, he seems to have been missing since 2015 along with his girlfriend. The things I found even stated his bank accounts haven't even been touched and implied he had quite a bit of money in them. I wonder where they are or if they a... Continue »

Sure, go ahead and give them to the company that made the worst entries in the franchise. Any show produced by this company is going to suck. RIP Halloween's TV series. You were dead on arrival.

Everybody has their thing. Whether you're laid back or have a short fuse, everybody has their one thing that they simply will not stand for. And no matter how bad they want to avoid confrontation, some things will just always be a deal breaker. And once that line is crossed, it's just on! Today, we're going to talk about a relatively unknown Dramedy (?) from 1993, about a kid who once took an endless amount of shit, seemingly without even an... Continue »

Remember that thread I did about all the alleged sequels to 1989 Canuxploitation masterpiece known as THINGS? Well this is one of them, and no, it's not the 5th sequel. This here is part 8, because continuity is but a mere mental construct. Naturally, this movie wont have anything to do with OG Things movie, and probably nothing in common with the other no-brainer half-assed pieces of shit they think they can pass off as a Things sequel these days.

So this movie starts out for a m... Continue »

What the fuck was this shit? I'm a sucker for anything Halloween-related, and the movie is very polished and professional looking, but story-wise? It's a rip-off of Pumpkinhead, only more bizarre and less charming.

So as the beginning of the movie will show you, teenagers form a mob every Halloween night in this rural Gatlin-esque Children of the Corn type game they're supernaturally forced to play (is one way of putting it). The mob of jocks hunts the dangerous monster Sawtooth Jack, an... Continue »

Even as a tech guy, I think it inspires laziness. I love the idea in theory, but in practice, it's always going to fall into the hands of trolls or generally stupid people.

I joined some Halloween movie group on Facebook and half the shit on there is Michael/Jason AI images. Usually demeaning these iconic slashers by making them beefcakes or celebrating something they should have no emotion for.

Also, when I look for pictures of big-tittied women, a lot of that shit is AI, too. If it ain't... Continue »

Another women in prison movie. It intends to be a throwback, but it's far too amateur for that. In fact, this movie isn't ambitious at all. If you're going to make an exploitation throwback, why the hell would you make it so tame and boring? What's the fucking point?

I hate it when some chump with no good ideas and a lot of money is able to sway quality trash talent into very subpar projects. Talent like Jack Hill, Kitten Natividad, and Tura Santana. Then again, this movie seemed to have a sh... Continue »

This one has been on my watchlist for about 10 years, so I figured I'd finally give in. Women in prison films are great because they feature a lot of women and a lot of exploitation. The plots are basically the same each time, with female inmates unable to expose corrupt prison antics, and this movie is no different. In fact, I can't even remember why the girl gets sent to this place to begin with, but that's not important. What's important are the many tropes of prison flicks, and we get plenty... Continue »

As requested by Mincy Vincy

Anyone in the mood for a spot of learning (or otherwise) for the month of February, can make your spot below.

1 point for every minute watched of any documentary (minimum duration of 30 minutes).

Add 10 points for a documentary about a dark subject matter (serial killers, war, etc.).

Add 20 points for a documentary about the horror genre or a specific horror movie.

Get an extra 25 bonus points for a FTV.

All of the above includes per episode of a series.

DVD and Blu-ray commentaries and m... Continue »

There are pics of Skarsgard as the main hero, and his haircut looks stupid, and so do his tattoos. Someone said they're modeling him on Jared Leto's Joker, and that seems possible. Why would anyone want to do that, though?

The original film's director Alex Proyas doesn't seem impressed either. I think Bill could be a good fit if only they went with the more traditional look. He is bug-eyed yet weirdly handsome enough that he could play the part adequately, but they really should have ripped o... Continue »