Apr '23 *
No offense, but after watching some of you motherfuckers bastardizing this challenge with so many mainstream movies, I felt I had no choice but to destroy you all. I'm sure you understand. I appreciate your participation, nonetheless, and hope you join me for Trash Challenge VIII.
Tromafreak - 516 Points
Ballz - 231 Points
Box_A_Hair - 174 Points
OnyxHades - 133 Points
NoseOfNicko - 91 Points
Zed - 78 Points
Deferenz - 73 Points
ZombieCPA - 26 Points
Johan_WoW - 16 Points
Markus-San - 7 Points
Any recs or warnings? Any worthwhile discoveries or garbage movies you feel even the extra point didn't make it worth it?
Early on, I watched a pretty sweet Italian exploitation movie called Beastiality which included some pretty funny dog fucking. Glad I listened to Onyx and put in that Beastiality point.
Emanuelle: Queen Of The Desert was a pleasant surprise. As was Zombie VIII. Zombie Ass: Toilet Of The Dead wasn't bad, although, got a a tad silly for my taste.
Fuck Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2.
Don't Fuck In The Woods 2 sucked.
Birdemic 3 was a letdown. It's basically the original movie all over again, but not in a good way.Vampire On Bikini Beach was some worthless bullshit.
So, in closing, I watched a woman fuck a dog, a cannibal fuck a hog, several people fuck their parents against their will, a degenerate suck his own dick, Tommy Chong piss on a cop's leg, several buttholes get fingered, Otis throw a tantrum over a broken video camera, Divine get raped by a giant lobster, Chesty Morgan murdering some dudes with her uncomfortably large sacks of chest fat. Plus, some retards did stuff. Clearly a very productive month for me. How 'bout you?
Tromafreak - 516 Points
Ballz - 231 Points
Box_A_Hair - 174 Points
OnyxHades - 133 Points
NoseOfNicko - 91 Points
Zed - 78 Points
Deferenz - 73 Points
ZombieCPA - 26 Points
Johan_WoW - 16 Points
Markus-San - 7 Points
Any recs or warnings? Any worthwhile discoveries or garbage movies you feel even the extra point didn't make it worth it?
Early on, I watched a pretty sweet Italian exploitation movie called Beastiality which included some pretty funny dog fucking. Glad I listened to Onyx and put in that Beastiality point.
Emanuelle: Queen Of The Desert was a pleasant surprise. As was Zombie VIII. Zombie Ass: Toilet Of The Dead wasn't bad, although, got a a tad silly for my taste.
Fuck Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2.
Don't Fuck In The Woods 2 sucked.
Birdemic 3 was a letdown. It's basically the original movie all over again, but not in a good way.Vampire On Bikini Beach was some worthless bullshit.
So, in closing, I watched a woman fuck a dog, a cannibal fuck a hog, several people fuck their parents against their will, a degenerate suck his own dick, Tommy Chong piss on a cop's leg, several buttholes get fingered, Otis throw a tantrum over a broken video camera, Divine get raped by a giant lobster, Chesty Morgan murdering some dudes with her uncomfortably large sacks of chest fat. Plus, some retards did stuff. Clearly a very productive month for me. How 'bout you?
And if they carry this linear progression from Dont fuck in the woods 1 -> Dont fuck in the woods 2 -> to dont fuck in the wooods 3,
(hushed tones) we are looking at the birth of something on the level to the descent, or evil dead, or the thing.
Oh do I see chesty morgan mension, her polished polish mammerys , FFS they should erect a statue to those in her home town. Funny thing 1 year ago yesterday, I was in poland in the snow. I had to catch a flight back to barcelona (I missed my last one cause I was stuck in ukraine, I still get these russian messages today about that, cause I organized some ride from there over the border, but I dont know how to say to th guy, stop fucking emailing me, that was just for then)
anyways I though fuck it I can take a bus to the airport or I could walk and since it was only 20 km and I had 6 hours I decided walking of course, half way through, I get lost in the wooods, had to climb a 2meter fence (with backpack) and then got stuck afterwards, I could of climed down a cliff like 10m with backback in the snow, but being sane I thought fuck that, I had to kick a hole through this other fence eventually.
I was a bit desperate cause I could see time was ticking down and flight time was coming up. I made it, running with my backpack on against the traffix on the highway, cars honking their horns at me, Im like its OK Im a teenager, in my 50s.
fuck I'ld forgotten about that.
Fuck I've led a good interesting life, even though most at the time has been a shitshow & I hate it at the time, but afterwards Im like yeah I done that. Too much shit I dont even remember, like this polish thing, I just remember now, I know others would milk that story but for me its like oh thats last tuesday (& I had totally forgotten til now, till thinking of poland WRT chesty)
ranting I am
I watched Cannibal Terror (1980) which has been on my must watch list for at least a decde. & I have to say Wow, blown away, esp the thought they showed this at cannes as a serious film (I've never been to cannes btw even though its just up the coast), Though I don't think it redefines cinema, it certainly is a touchpoint of film , that trash cinema should dwell upon.
And how did they think the master directed it, how did this rumour persist for so long?
I will leave the scholars to debate this, but for me after 10 minutes Im like this aint a franco film, its watchable & no zooms in on bushes/boobs. FFS