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Jan '23
I was just thinking, the next time they do a Carrie remake (you know it's just a matter of time) it would be pretty funny if they did the entire movie as straight horror, with absolutely no comedy at all, but then, when Carrie is at the height of her hypertelekinetic killing rampage, they had one male character turn to another (just any two male high school kids at the prom) and say "Bitches, man," with a totally straight face, and the character he says it to would nod solemnly. That would really crack me up, if they did it right.


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#1

Jan '23
Tommix did your account get hacked?


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Tommix says:
#2, Reply to #1

Jan '23
No, it's really me. I'm sorry if that sounded bizarre, maybe I'm in a weird mood. It really is me, I don't know how to prove it though.


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zed says:
#11, Reply to #2

Jan '23
Simple: Just answer Is Putin a great leader?


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Tommix says:
#13, Reply to #11

Jan '23
Nope!


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Tommix says:
#3, Reply to #1

Jan '23
Why did you think my account got hacked?


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#4

Jan '23
That post just didn't sound like you. I always thought to myself the nicest guy here at Trash Epics is a toss up between Tommix and Jimb...some would say what about Nicko? Nicko is a cunt like the rest of us, he just hides it well. I guess it's official, Jimb is the nicest guy at Trash Epics.


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Tommix says:
#5, Reply to #4

Jan '23
OK, I guess that's not too great if I called my own status as a decent guy here into question.

I was watching the 1976 Carrie, and something made me think of that scene in Warm Bodies where the Rob Corddry character says "Bitches, man" to the Nicholas Hoult character. I just thought it could be pretty funny as a line in Carrie, if you weren't expecting it at all and nothing had led you to expect any comedy.

Anyway, whatever. I didn't mean it in a misogynistic way, or anything like that. Just a passing thought.


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#6, Reply to #5

Jan '23
I never said anything about you not being a decent guy. Hell, I just thought you were the nicest...big difference. I think everyone here is good people. Maybe I never would have even noticed if I had never watched that fn Neo-Feminist film Men. FUCK YOU ALEX GARLAND!!! What did that film do to me?...I might as well go get approved for bottom surgery now!


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Tromafreak says:
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Jan '23
This moment could be perfected by the 2 of them immediately heading to the bathroom to have some unprotected ass sex while the building burns down around them.


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Tommix says:
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Jan '23
Aaaaaaaallllllll righty then. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
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Tromafreak says:
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Jan '23
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Tommix says:
#10, Reply to #9

Jan '23
Oh God. I was in no way prepared to view that picture.


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Tromafreak says:
#12, Reply to #10

Jan '23
If you've actually seen those movies, it shouldn't have been THAT big of a shock.



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