god I hope tomorrow vince can walk to work, after the workout his righthand will be getting tonight.
Maybe we can start a gofundme

here we have the male of the species, basking in the share un-adulterated joy of video-ing his nuts for the world to see

I'm actually off work cause I took a bad trip and fall and twisted me knee. It's swollen like a balloon. Been laying down, icing it since yesterday morning. Now I'm laughing so hard I might bust me gut!

yeah - to right - you'll be busting your nut - you fucken queer cunt - all I ask is to fuckin wipe the screen once youre done

actually loooking at this picture My nuts are hairy, I guess its the camera angle.
I should of given a thumbs up, to show no-one was forcing me to do this

TBH - Its the thought of ozzie wanker, A Ninja (btw did your porn adiction abate?)

that led me to bear my nuts, If that cunt deems it worthwhile to show his face, the least I can do is show my jacko bollux

It's not so much the pic of your sack that's hilarious, it's the look on yer façe!

Hey as poppy-eyez saiz, I yam what I yam.
actually my daughter calls me this now, for some reason

I tried to get her to call me dad, or daddy but no it was always poppa, now for some reason its poppi
shes a fuckin handfull

cause fuck privacy etc
heres some vids of her. I think my GF was trying to get her to go viral

https://www.tiktok.com/@leia.sweetprincess

thats whta we need is some more fucken ginger girls

Cute kid...sure she's yours?!

you tel l me, does her hair look like my pubes?

actually yes, The mother is undercertain but my sperm is omni potent

Hehehehe!

fuck off goblin- how the hell can I explain you to my daughrter+

best is OK I fucked his ass, but I was drunk at the time and he was wearing a 'take me please in the anal rejion skirt'

fuck that shit how can I explain my bollux on the big screen

I blame Tommix, yeah that cunt wiht his show your bollux mantrashow tyour bokllux show your bollucks, ,made me do it it was only later after he removed botth his oils and roasted thme on the fire. show your boillux

I'm not showing you me bollocks you fn nutcase! That Spanish wine will do it every time!

what the fuck the the above even mean _im reading it, and Im like zed you are an ass

Honestly, you got a beautiful daughter. She's got a good Papi with a big heart. If I was there in Spain with youse not only would I die to protect her... I'd kill to make sure she was safe for ya. What's a few more thousand years in Purgatory when you're dealing with eternity? I could do 10,000 standing on me head.

this cunt is telling the truth, hell my sperm count is off the chrts

why is this thread marked not safe for work.
This thread should be required reading for anyone who has more than a passing interest in my nutsack