Never had any broken bones other than my jaw. As for scars I have a few from cigarette burns or being cut. The broken jaw, and the scars were from an abusive ex. Not exactly a good story, but oh well.

I hate bumping a beer or whiskey bottle against my teeth. Never chipped a tooth doing so, but it's an uncomfortable feeling.

Only scar of any significance that I have is from a bike accident when I was a kid. Shredded my elbow up on the pavement. A woman came out of her house across the street because apparently the crash was so loud, she thought it was a car wreck.

Matt Berry will do that to people.

I can't get enough of it.

No.

Hey, a chipped tooth gives you character. Embrace that shit, dawg.

That's what I was thinking. It's not noticeable from a distance, but I can't help but tongue the tooth constantly, cuz the texture is so off now.

You will never forget that episode...

I have matching scars on both shins (that are fading now, but you can still see em) that I got when I was 12 sliding off the top bunk of a bunkbed at summer camp. Those old metal bedframes with the wires sticking everywhere did a good job of slicing and dicing. I also have a moderately big (~3-4cm) scar in the middle of my right thigh from a surgeon who sucked at suturing and screwed up the incision.
Never broken a bone and I have done many things that would cause it. Have torn cartilage in both knees and once got a periwinkle lodged in the bottom of my foot though.

Nothing. No scars or bone-breaks. Knowing my luck, I will probably break my leg going to bed tonight

Although, I have a badly decayed molar tooth that does give me immense pain every once in awhile, that I am literally on pain killers for a week. I guess I should go see a dentist, but I am too chicken