I'm a poor man. I can barely afford to feed myself. You should be happy I'm offering anything at all!

And what kind of buns? Hot dog buns? Buns as in asses? But think about the postage! The gift cards cost me nothing and can be done online. Hell, you can get gift cards for free yourself. I tell everybody and nobody wants them. It's fucking stupid...

Honestly, If I was well-off enough, I'd love to send stupid shit to our users. I'd send buns to all the male users here, and footballs to all the females.

It sure does. I was looking up some images of her just now and for some strange reason, they all strike me as weird looking...

Hatchet face? Really?