🔔Alerts
Login to get notifications!
🗨ī¸Forum

🎞ī¸Movies & TV


🌐Junk

🔍
Search keywords
Join➕ Now!   or       đŸ”Ŋ Forgot Password?

Johnny Cakes


(2013-) A lazy, crime-fighting cat.


image Formerly known as Kentucky Johnson, this Indiana Jones rip-off was born on the fourth of July to Babs Johnson, alongside his siblings Hangsta, Sven, and Fjord.

As a child, Johnny Cakes was greedy and annoying, and would always fight the other cats for milk. One time, he got stuck in a roof for a whole day after losing a fight to his feline father. Now, Johnny Cakes has at least 6 to 10 possible siblings/children of his own (as he is quite the incestuous cat), and he picks fights with all the neighboring cats.

Despite his apparent lack of loyalty to America, the fruit of Johnny Cakes' loins were inherently patriotic to another country, as they happened to be born on Cinco de Mayo. Viva Mexico!


Loading...


Loading...
@ am
You have reached the end of Trash Epics.